my dad accidentally called me dad once
My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
kids… cover your eyes…those are heterosexuals
- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
soulja boy tell em. im too shy